794 THE ADVOCATE
VOL. 80 PART 5 SEPTEMBER 2022
held liable if animals on their property attack and injure someone. While
homeowners and companies don’t (usually) have pet rhinos, many people
have dogs, cats, birds, and other animals that can bite someone.” They add:
“For help when an animal attacks you or anyone in your family, please use
our contact form or call … to schedule a free consultation.”
In a news item that would entertain any ten-year-old, it was reported by the
British tabloid press that reality TV star and social influencer Stephanie
Matto earned in excess of $280,000 selling small jars of her gastric wind.
While the venture was a financial hit, she was unable to sustain production
after being admitted to hospital with severe gas pains.
The grandmother sic of public broadcasting, the BBC, was founded one
hundred years ago on October 18, 1922. Comedians employed by the BBC
commonly refer to the corporation as mother.
New York-based Reputation Rhino describes itself as “a leading Online Reputation
Management company”. In the “Meet the Crash” portion of its website,
it notes (emphasis in the original):
A Crash is the group identification name for rhinos, much like a group
of birds are called a flock.
You see, a rhino can run up to 30 miles per hour, but can only see 30 feet
ahead of them. So when they run, they run together, in confidence, moving
forward at full speed, even if they’re not sure exactly what is in front
of them.
Rhinos are intense, passionate and focused. Rhinos see where they want
to go and start charging, knocking down anything that gets in their
way. Rhinos get things done!
Well, that’s us. We, as a team, run together in confidence and we always
move forward at full speed, knocking down anything that gets in our way.
Zoologist Perfumes notes its “fascination with animals” and that “our line
of perfumes captures the idiosyncrasies of the animal kingdom and transforms
them into scents that are unusual, beautiful, fun and even shocking.
Our scents will reconnect you with the manifold delights of the natural
world.” It describes its 2020 version of the perfume “Rhinoceros” as “a
sophisticated and robust scent that makes a bold, unapologetic statement.
Go forth and explore your world. Don’t ask permission.” It adds: “On the
first spray of Zoologist Rhinoceros, heady notes of sweet rum and whiskey
collide with mellow coffee before the scent settles into its lingering journey.
Rich leather, oud and incense are carried in a cloud of smoky red tobacco
along a dusty amber path, dotted with hints of patchouli and moss.”